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bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

5 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

lumos5001:

When I’m a parent I won’t take my kids electronics away, I’ll just take the charger so I can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out.

5 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
(I work the floor at an independently-owned menswear store. The owner, my boss, spends a lot of time at the shop, and tries to keep prices as low as possible to help our city’s large homeless population get good job interview clothes. A clearly homeless man is wandering around the store. The other patrons are giving him looks.)
Customer: “Excuse me, sir?”
Me: “Yes, ma’am?”
Customer: “I think you may want to call security. That… bum over there, he keeps feeling the suits and muttering to himself. I’m just sure he’s planning to steal one.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, I think that’s quite unlikely.”
Customer: “Oh, come on, you know how they are! I mean, I’d keep an eye on him even if he wasn’t homeless!”
(The homeless man in question happens to be Hispanic.)
Me: “We don’t discriminate here, ma’am.”
Customer: “Well, I’m sure the owner would want to hear about this!”
(I give in and call him over. The customer explains her concerns. As a black man, my boss isn’t happy with her racism, but agrees to talk to the homeless man.)
Owner: “Excuse me, sir, are you finding what you need?”
Homeless Man: “Well, not really. I’m hoping for something versatile in a dark or navy wool, but most of the options in my size are cut American style instead of European, which fits me a little better. Not to mention they’re all pinstriped, which I really don’t have the build for, you know?”
Owner: “I… yes, I understand. I think we may have some options over here, if you’ll follow me. How did you know all that?”
Homeless Man: “Back before I lost my job, I used to be really into this stuff. I’m not looking for anything fancy, just something I can use to look good for a job interview later today.”
(My boss helps him find something he likes, and comes to the counter with him. The suit is priced at $87.)
Homeless Man: *digging in his pockets* “Hang on, I think I’ve got enough.”
Owner: *to me* “Take my card. I’m buying it for him.” *to the homeless man* “Here. The suit’s yours, on one condition. After your interview today, you come back and apply for a job here too. Got it?”
Homeless Man: “I… oh my God, thank you. Thank you so much.”
(Two years later, that formerly-homeless man is my manager, and has a little girl with his new wife—the owner’s sister.)
5 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

5 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

6 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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you

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6 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
awwww-cute:

My pitbull recently turned a year old. Here’s a photo of him in a baby swing

awwww-cute:

My pitbull recently turned a year old. Here’s a photo of him in a baby swing

19 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
ithinkhernameismalina:

YES

ithinkhernameismalina:

YES

(Source: klainalsex)

19 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE

of-reality:

If anyone tries to tell you delivering pizza sucks, just know I meet around 5 dogs a day

19 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE
nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | VIA - SOURCE